[A few minutes after the broadcast, Booster flips on the video and waves at the communicator. He's got a big smile on his face though it is noticeably fake to the observant.]

I thought that feminine voice waking me up in the morning sounded familiar! Did you miss me yet, City? I don't remember everything, so you might have to give me a fresher. But ( Read more... )

Oh.

Hi again.

NOW ANNOUNCING...
ALL THAT JAZZ (THE DAZZLING BURLESQUE SHOW/PARTY FOR DEBUT ALBUM!!)

WHERE? ALL THAT JAZZ, THE SWINGING JAZZ CLUB AS OWNED BY WARREN WORTHINGTON III
WHEN? THIS SATURDAY AT 10:30 PM!
18+
$8 admission at the door
$10 tickets in advance

I really need a hobby...

Dazzler.

I am disappointed.

I. Am awesome.

( attached is a cover from one of today's tabloids. )

 MAY I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION! The grand opening of the latest singing sensation hit, Disco Dazzler's website has arrived! You can now know everything you want to about our babe on wheels~*~ including access to dazzling photo shoots, music videos, albums, and tour dates!

If you have any questions, please forward to her manager, Booster Gold right ( Read more... )

So...

[ private to Ted Kord ]
Dazzler is gone. I've got a feeling J'onn is gone. And you owe me a date. Let's go.

[ private to Mary Marvel and Guy Gardner ]
About that Justice League idea.

[The video recording is shoddy coming from a digital camera and transferred to the communicator. The video shows a black stage in a small night club. The crowd is buzzing when the music starts. The stage is still empty and black save for a random display of strobe lights and back up singers. Suddenly the spotlight shines on Dazzler (dressed in her ( Read more... )

[The video shows a gorgeous woman squeezed into Mary Marvel's cutesy pajamas.]

You know, once you get used to this woman thing, it isn't so bad.

I hate kids.

In other news in this bright and shiny city--it looks like there's a giant lizard in the harbor.

Someone tell me I'm hallucinating.